July 31, 2010

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Advice Man for Hire

* Don't eat cereal out of a catcher's mitt
* Pinch not lest ye be pinched
* You can't take a spatula to a gun fight
* An uncooked linguine noodle is not a weapon
* Don't pour grapefruit juice on your meatloaf


and more!


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