January 9, 2011

For sale

My latest thoughts & dreams available at low prices

* Pouring olive oil in my boots turned out to be a bad idea
* You can't take a gun to a pine cone fight
* Power forward for the Reno Roosters
* I'm in a cheetah costume, trapped underneath the hood of my car
* Popcorn vendor at Reno Roosters' games
* Giant blocks of flying parmesan cheese invade Lasagna City

$10 each
Pete 555-2665

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