December 4, 2010


Psychiatrist for hire

* The voices inside your toothbrush
* "I make gumbo and pour it into my neighbors' mailboxes"
* Inadequacy in the coat check room
* Giant forks invade Salad City
* Tape measure envy
* Snowman war nightmares/fear of carrots

Call for rates and availability
Susan Everton 555-2010

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