January 13, 2011

For hire

Toupee model

* I work in browns and grays only
* Bald since 2002; thinking about being bald since 1993
* Homemade dandruff toupee available by request

Dieter 555-3301

** For a limited time, a copy of my movie I've Got A Lot Of Mud To Give free when you hire me **

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