January 15, 2011


Psychiatrist for hire

* Fear of killer mailboxes
* The voices underneath your toenails
* I'm nervous around cereal
* What was that sound?
* "I make cream of mushroom soup and pour it into my loafers"
* Fear of accidentally overdosing on shampoo the morning of my sister's wedding
* "I hate my husband's knees"

Call for rates and availability
James Francis 555-4502

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