February 26, 2011

Child for sale

Age: 7

Favorite food: Salt packets and orange peels
Sleeps: about 45 minutes per night in a wheelbarrow in the garage
Pluses: Burps at a fourth-grade level
Minuses: Has been caught on more than one occasion eating mud; terrible basketball player
What he wants to be when he grows up: A talking acorn

** Received "Worst Solo" and "Largest Mom" at 2010 elementary chorus awards banquet **

Evan & Jenna 555-6115

* Interesting trades for kittens considered *

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