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* Analyzing ice cube futures
Kaynesport Stock Exchange 555-6112

* Shampoo taste-testers wanted
Feathers Clinic 555-8985

* Door-to-door critics

- Hairstyle
- Wrist/ankle width
- Door-opening skills

Commission-based 555-3001

* Beefy's Fast Food Hut - Store #84
Now hiring:

- Back door lookout (morning shift)
- Napkins 2
- Assistant manager, pointing

555-7012

* Derwood Playhouse

- Lasagna! - auditions May 6, 1:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.
- Wheelbarrow on the Roof - need costume designers, stagehands

555-6862