March 25, 2011


Advice Lady for hire

* Don't pour nail polish remover on your pasta
* You sneeze on it, you buy it
* Wearing a neck tie into the shower
* You can't take an ice cream scooper to a gun fight
* Don't wash your car with soy sauce
* Don't make a garden salad out of a molehill

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