April 4, 2011

Services

Handy man for hire

"Let me handle all your odd jobs around the house"


* Apple core appraiser
* Shouting insults at kitchen appliances
* Pointing at leaves
* Yawn coach
* Shampoo taster
* Hug critic
* Gluing things to the elderly


Call for rates and availability
Steve 555-8818

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