July 23, 2011

Services

Psychiatrist for hire

* The voices inside your soup
* "I make guacamole and pour it in my ski boots"
* Nunciaphobia (fear of mis-pronouncing your phobia)
* Over-winking
* Excessive air clarinet
* The couch is talking about me behind my back


Call for rates and availability
Nancy 555-0330

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