September 13, 2012

Services

Handyman for hire

* All kinds of services provided *

- Frown practice
- Shouting insults at dirty bath water
- Wrestling living room furniture
- Naming your ice cubes
- Flushing old fruit; eulogies
- Arm wrestling the elderly
- Introducing napkins to other napkins


Call for rates and availability
Vance 555-4481

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