June 28, 2011


The Derweezo Circus traveling freak show is coming to a town near you!

Brand-new freaks, including:

* The bearded man
* The goldfish with no eyebrows
* The pine cone that can't speak
* The right-handed girl
* The boy who delivers newspapers to squirrels
* The brown-haired woman
* The raccoon with no knees
* The man who every Tuesday bakes a lasagna for his living room couch
* The unused napkin

Derweezo Circus
555-3449 for tickets

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