June 20, 2011


Psychiatrist for hire

* Taco shell tattoo regret
* Fear of talking couch cushions
* Randyphilliphobia (fear of Randy Phillips)
* Inadequacy in the stockroom
* "I make chicken noodle soup and pour it on my neighbor's front lawn"
* Fear of a clothed hippopotamus

Call for rates and availability
Janice 555-2091

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