October 12, 2012

Services

Advice lady for hire


* Wearing a wool hat into the shower
* Don't pour motor oil on your pancakes
* Making a meatloaf out of a molehill
* What to do after you fall out of your mail truck, get back in and immediately fall out a second time
* You can't take a vegetable slicer to a gun fight
* Don't wash your car with milk


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Carleen 555-7585

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