July 16, 2011
Police report
Ernie Gorn
Age: 24
July 15: Mr. Gorn was arrested at a Drunville Blastos baseball game for refusing to remove his hippopotamus costume during the national anthem.
Previous arrests:
June 11, 2004: Arrested for providing false information. Mr. Gorn claimed he was a Costa Rican iguana named Julio and that the only way to properly clean a carpet is with soy sauce.
November 5, 2000: Taken into police custody for attempting to eat a mailbox, which is a class-B felony in Plumptin County.
May 26, 1998: Attempted Canary 1.
Gorn, Ernie
Bail: $11
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