July 16, 2011

Police report

Ernie Gorn
Age: 24

July 15: Mr. Gorn was arrested at a Drunville Blastos baseball game for refusing to remove his hippopotamus costume during the national anthem.

Previous arrests:

June 11, 2004: Arrested for providing false information. Mr. Gorn claimed he was a Costa Rican iguana named Julio and that the only way to properly clean a carpet is with soy sauce.

November 5, 2000: Taken into police custody for attempting to eat a mailbox, which is a class-B felony in Plumptin County.

May 26, 1998
: Attempted Canary 1.

Gorn, Ernie
Bail: $11

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