Furm, Ledner & Kappola
Law Offices
"Putting the 'aw' and 'fic' back in 'law offices' since 1996."
Specializing in:
* Anthillnapping
* Following too closely to a pigeon while juggling bars of soap
* Impersonating a police radar detector
* S.U.I. (Shlubbering under the influence)
* Receiving stolen eggplant
* Shouting profanity at a box of cereal while wearing a kangaroo costume
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555-0018
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