Handy man for hire
I can handle a wide variety of odd jobs, including:
* Directions to your mailbox
* Introducing crayons to other crayons
* Giving your toothbrush the right name
* "I can fit an an entire cantaloupe in my mouth"
* Leaf eating contest judge
* Gluing things to infants
Call for rates and availability
Patrice 555-4004
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