September 3, 2011

For sale

I've got some of my oldest sayings for sale.

Great deals available.

"You can't make a meatloaf without breaking some legs"
"I'll garnish my own catcher's mask, thank you very much"
"Better to have loved a moth than to have never rubbed a shawl"
"You going to eat that refrigerator magnet?"
"You can't take a bottle opener to a gun fight"

Call for pricing list
Roderick 555-3346

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