November 9, 2012

Services

Hernick, Vile & Lump
Attorneys-at-law

* The legality of shaving cream on bratwurst
* P.G.S.U.I. (pointing at grass stains under the influence)
* Cruelty to animal crackers
* Resisting a vest
* Wrongful belt loop massaging
* Impersonating a police siren
* Eggplant taunting


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HV&L  555-7667

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