July 7, 2013


Advice man for hire

* Wearing hockey equipment into the shower
* "I make cheese dip and pave my driveway with it"
* You can't take a staple remover to a gun fight
* Making stir fry out of a molehill
* Don't wash your car with grape jelly
* A highway on ramp is no place to try and trade for a tire
* What happens in the cat's litter box does not stay in the cat's litter box

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