November 12, 2011


Psychiatrist for hire

"Let's squeeze the crazy out of you"

* Fear of singing marshmallows
* Excessive murmuring
* "I make pounds of pasta and pour it into the bathtub"
* The voices inside your car's gas tank
* Fire extinguisher tattoo regret
* Over-nodding

Call for rates and availability
Dorothy 555-8118

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