July 1, 2012

Services

Advice man for hire

* Taking a push broom into the shower
* A cat doesn't need to be taken necktie shopping
* "I swallowed several light bulbs, what do I do now?"
* Don't paint your house with ketchup
* Where does she think she's going?
* Don't wash your car with grapefruit juice


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Kenneth 555-4029

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