Handy-man for hire
I can perform a variety of odd jobs, including:
* Shouting insults at dripping tap water
* "Let's run over to that man and chew on his ankles"
* Pointing at clocks/revealing the time of day
* Naming your arm hairs
* Making envelopes out of pieces of pizza/mailing things
Call for rates and availability
Thomas 555-8112
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