September 16, 2012

Husband for rent

Marty
Age: 47

Achievements:

* Extra in the 1998 film Things We Lost In The Baked Beans
* Ate Plumptin County record 17 tree branches (May, 1987)
* Voted "best car" in high school yearbook (June, 1993)
* Can fit three potatoes in his mouth at once
* Recently coached the Mariners youth softball team to a 5-5-2 record


$7/hour
Bethany 555-0126

** Hurry, Eleanor is interested **

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