May 15, 2012


Handy-man for hire

"Putting the 'handy-man' back in 'handy-man for hire' since 2007"

* Pointing at pine cones
* Shouting insults at sidewalk cracks
* "Let's run over to that lady and try to bite off some of her hair"
* Fake limp identification
* Highway on-ramp calisthenics: dos and don'ts
* Lipstick eating contest judge
* "I swallowed two ash trays to win a bar bet: what do I do now?"

Call for rates and availability
Chuck  555-6019

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