Obituary

Pete Kleinschmidt
1925-2012

Mr. Kleinschmidt died doing what he loved: throwing clumps of grass at neighborhood children. Was minister in the first legalized mouse marriage (January, 2009), and once spent a night in a bed of ketchup to win a bet. Founding member of the political activist groups S.O.C.C. (Separation of Caterpillar & Coffee) and E.R.G. (Equal Rights for Goldfish).

Funeral services are set for October 27 at 4:00 p.m., then it's off to Jimmy Q's for movie trivia.