June 19, 2012

Police report

Otis Lazlo
Age: 41

June 17: Mr. Lazlo was arrested for leaving the scene of an omelet and for two counts of yolk profiling.

Previous arrests:

January 18, 2008: Felony finger chewing-and-run.

November 26, 2002: Felony possession of more than 50 photographs of ant hills with intent to distribute.

March 2, 1996: Arrested for providing false information. Mr. Lazlo claimed he was a Puerto Rican monkey named Paco and that the only way to properly wash an automobile is with barbecue sauce.

Lazlo, Otis
Bail: $14

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