July 12, 2012

Child for sale

Age: 8

Pluses: Nose picks at a 4th grade level
Minuses: Pet gerbal missing since last Tuesday
Claim to fame: Won 2010 neighborhood leaf eating contest
Secret shame: Lost a school spelling bee when he misspelled the word "spelling"

Awards received at this year's baseball team banquet:

- Worst Slide
- Base Running Fall Down Award
- Mom With the Worst Breath
- Longest Cry

Dominique & Brad  555-8185

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