July 25, 2012


Human air conditioner/heater available

- Three levels of power (ear pulls):

* Low, one pull
* Medium, two pulls
* High, three pulls

- Also available:

* Swinging from bungee cord, "ceiling fan style"
* Squirting water (by request)

- Prices by the hour or special weekend-long discounts

Call for pricing list
Joe Maglio  555-9995

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