December 4, 2012

Services

Hernling, Vonway & Merwood
Attorneys-at-law

* Impersonating a phone booth
* Silverware profiling
* Following too closely to a squirrel while balancing on your head a turkey sandwich
* Resisting a bird's nest
* Cruelty to file folders
* Leaving the scene of a quesadilla


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