December 14, 2012

Services

Handy-man for hire

I provide a number of odd jobs, including:

* Personal shrugger
* Waving at falling snowflakes/raindrops
* Flip flops 101
* Dishwashing detergent taster
* "Let's roller skate over to that guy and lick his elbows"
* Shouting insults at ceiling fans
* Apricot pit appraiser


Call for rates and availability
Irwin  555-0382

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