Handy man for hire
"Yes, I can do that!"
* Giving first names to individual hairs on your head
* Plastic bag eating contest judge and/or public address announcer
* Wearing shin guards & elbow pads into the shower
* Light switches for dummies
* Making envelopes out of toupees/mailing things
* "I can fit an entire salad bowl in my mouth"
* Pointing Olympics coach
Call for prices and availability
Xavier 555-8118
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