Professional paper clip taste-tester for hire
* Over 25 years of experience *
For limited time, also taste-testing:
* Envelopes
* Grandpa hair
* Mailbox flags
* Toll booth operators' fingers
* Mustard water
* Knobs on kitchen appliances
Call for rates and availability
Clyde 555-6888
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