Tired of sneezing and hiccuping? Do you just wish someone could do those things for you?
Give me a call.
Sneezes: $3 each
Hiccups: $.75 each
Harold 555-7116
* Call within the next 30 minutes and receive one free cough from my brother, Dwight *
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