June 22, 2013


Advice lady for hire

* What not to shout at an elementary school play
* Wearing a full football uniform into the shower
* Don't brush your teeth with mayonnaise
* Goldfish don't eat pretzels
* You can't take a mouse trap to a gun fight
* Don't pressure wash your back porch with salsa
* Making an omelet out of a molehill

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Maureen  555-4221

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