I recently found an ID badge in my mailbox.
I've been using it at work the last few days and asking everyone to call me John Cheatwood. It's been alright (I even appeared on a TV documentary being filmed at our office called Johns), but this new guy in the office, Stewart Cheatwood, said he knows I'm a fake Cheatwood and if I keep it up he'll tell the boss.
I feel like maybe being a Danny for a while anyway.
If the badge is yours, give me a call. No reward money is necessary, but I wouldn't mind a trade for some cough drops.
555-8711
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