January 29, 2014


Advice lady for hire

* Don't polish your furniture with raspberry preserves
* What not to shout at a middle school play
* Wearing a blouse and skirt into the shower
* Stop brushing your teeth with malt vinegar
* You can't take a vegetable peeler to a gun fight
* Where to/where not to take your turtle for a walk at a funeral

Call for hourly rates
Belinda  555-1113

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