March 21, 2014

Services

Psychiatrist for hire

"Let's scratch the crazy off of you"

* Fear of a clothed antelope
* L.S.G.S. (Lost Seedless Grape Syndrome)
* Excessive pointing at parking lot oil stains
* "I make linguine, then pour it into my work boots"
* Embellishing how often my guinea pig speaks
* "I hate my granddaughter's cursive 'J'"
* Yield sign tattoo regret


Call for rates and availability
Dorothy 555-0119

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