Looking to hire a personal intern to help with a number of things, including:
* Scratch my elbow(s)
* How many times have I looked at my watch?/What time is it? (you look at my watch)
* Hold this tissue while I lick the tissue
* Did anything just howl/bark?
** You also need to be OK with me lightly chewing on your fingers once a week, preferably Monday mornings, 8am-9:30am **
Let's work out a fair contract for both of us
Dwayne 555-2323
April 4, 2014
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