April 4, 2014

Help wanted

Looking to hire a personal intern to help with a number of things, including:

* Scratch my elbow(s)
* How many times have I looked at my watch?/What time is it? (you look at my watch)
* Hold this tissue while I lick the tissue
* Did anything just howl/bark?
* Updates on how much lettuce I have left in the refrigerator (Thursdays)

** You also need to be OK with me lightly chewing on your fingers once a week, preferably Monday mornings, 8am-9:30am **


Let's work out a fair contract for both of us
Dwayne  555-2323

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