Grand opening
"Your one-stop shop in today's Ernie-driven world"
* Discount Ernies:
- with glasses, $49.95
- without glasses + dandruff, $79.95
- with dandruff + fake shoulder injury, $89.95
* Replica Ernie Torkelson toupees - 5 for $20
* Save the Ernies-1983 t-shirts - $45 each
* 'Don't Call Me Bernie' buttons - $1
Ernie Shop - 266 L'Sha Lane, Kaynesport
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