August 14, 2009
Police report
Gavin Leonard
Age: 52
Socks: tube (2)
August 13 - Mr. Leonard was arrested for following too closely to a caterpillar, claiming the insect was "laughing and making fun of my wrists."
Previous arrests
September, 2005: Arrested for goldfish neglect.
March, 1997: Taken into police custody for possession of more than 1,000 eyebrows with intent to distribute.
May, 1978: Arrested for refusing to remove his celery belt and Ice Cube Man cape in a government building.
LEONARD, GAVIN
BAIL: $47
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