August 14, 2009

Police report



Gavin Leonard
Age: 52
Socks: tube (2)


August 13 - Mr. Leonard was arrested for following too closely to a caterpillar, claiming the insect was "laughing and making fun of my wrists."


Previous arrests

September, 2005: Arrested for goldfish neglect.

March, 1997: Taken into police custody for possession of more than 1,000 eyebrows with intent to distribute.

May, 1978: Arrested for refusing to remove his celery belt and Ice Cube Man cape in a government building.



LEONARD, GAVIN
BAIL: $47

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