January 1, 2011



Our old vaccuum cleaner died late Friday evening after an accidental paper clip overdose. Lloyd loved going under tables and scaring the cat, and he wasn't afraid to leave his comfort zone and help out during the Barbecue Sauce Spills of '08. Married a push broom (Wanda) in November, 2007; divorced a month later after an argument over lint traps. Funeral services set for Tuesday out by the mailbox.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lloyd was a loser. Im glad hes gone.

Rest in Poopies.