May 22, 2010

Child for sale

Age: 7

Favorite food: Whatever he finds in the fish tank
Pluses: Nose picks at a 3rd grade level
Claim to fame: Won 2009 neighborhood Mud Eating Contest
Secret shame: In a moment of panic before a tee-ball game, wore his underwear on his head and tried to eat his hat (July, 2008)

Jim & Margaret 555-2202

* Interesting trades for scented candles considered *

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