May 21, 2010

Thoughts for sale

Thoughts available at discounted rates. Find the one that's right for you.

* Who stapled a coaster to the back of my head?
* Giant loaves of bread invade Salami City
* Grandma Rose playing quarterback for the Chicago Bears
* Cocktail sauce is not an adequate substitute for unleaded gas
* I wonder how much my life would really change if I married my parakeet and moved into the oak tree

$10 each
Brandon 555-3353

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