April 7, 2012

Child for sale

Age: 6

* Favorite game: sticking things in Grandpa Jim's nose, hiding in the nearby washing machine and waiting for him to sneeze them out and measuring distance of object traveled ("DOOTS")
* Received "Bloodiest Knee", and "Dad With the Worst Breath" awards at recent swim team banquet
* Pinches arm pits at a 2nd grade level
* Sleeps: in a shopping cart in the backyard

$85 or best offer
Rick & Tonya 555-4048

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