April 1, 2012


Advice lady for hire

* Don't wash your car with diet soda
* What not to scream during a baptismal ceremony
* You can't take a soup strainer to a gun fight
* Don't make an egg salad sandwich out of a molehill
* Wearing a football helmet into the pool
* Don't pour sun tan lotion into your cereal

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Maureen 555-8660

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