August 26, 2013

Services

Handy-man for hire

"Let me handle all your odd jobs"

* Introducing shirt buttons to other shirt buttons
* Head shaking practice
* "Let's rush over to that guy and chew on his fingers"
* Looking into mirrors
* Naming your houseplant
* Making envelopes out of loaves of bread and mailing things


Call for rates and availability
Xavier 555-8118

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