I've got a phone line available for rent.
Unlimited local calls, but you have to use my phone. It's green and in my bedroom. Any ladies calling in the next 15 minutes will receive two free hugs - one from me and one from my friend, Tony.
You'll also have access to my personal address book, which includes phone numbers for:
* The video store down the street
* Tony's cell number
* The gas station around the corner that sells breakfast burritos sometimes
* Tony's mother's house phone
$8/hour or ask about our pay-by-call plan
Harold 555-2007
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