Derrick
Age: 7
Pluses: Has third-grade connections.
Minuses: Doesn't know the capital of anywhere; picked his ear, ate it (July, 2009); left his jacket at school last Tuesday.
Favorite food: Chocolate syrup and cauliflower in a bowl of warm water.
Sleeps: About an hour per night on the kitchen counter.
What he wants to be when he grows up: "A crime-fighting eggplant".
$700
Beth & Troy 555-9112
* Interesting trades for pure-bred dachshunds considered
January 3, 2012
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