For rent

Sneaker

* Left
* Right not available until May 9th

$2/half hour
Dante 555-8810

For rent

Wall socket

* Close proximity to the carpet *


$7.50/half hour
Dennis  555-4337

For rent

Cucumber top

$4/half hour
Patricia  555-5113

For rent

Chair

$7/hour

** Free hugs with rental agreement (ladies only) **


Jeremy  555-3049

For rent

Husband

Wayne
Age: 43

Achievements:

* Ate Derwood County record 14 pine cones (March, 1992)
* Voted "best smile" in high school yearbook (June, 1996)
* Once mimed brushing his teeth for over seven consecutive minutes
* Extra in the 2002 film Wasp Nests At Tiffany's
* Recently was assistant coach on the Tigers youth basketball team that went 4-7


$8/hour
Evelyn  555-0126

** Hurry, Candice is interested **

For rent

Couch space

* Seats four ferrets comfortably
* Some vomit on right side
* Couch's location is in close proximity to peanut shell road 7


$8/half hour
Stefan  555-1191

For rent

Are you looking for a place to stand?

Stand on some of my leaves.

$11/half hour
Dwayne  555-0771


"You won't find a better deal anywhere."

- Dwayne

For rent

Top of hamburger bun




* 100% bread
* Bottom of bun separate rental


$3/hour
Natalie 555-0111

For rent

Leaf crown

$15/hour
Dwayne  555-6115

For rent

Crab leg

* Used in the filming of the reality TV show Who Won't Get Bit By A Jellyfish?!
* Comes with some free sand


$7/half hour
Randal  555-4009

For rent

* Must provide own seat *


$11/half hour
Dwayne  555-6801

For rent

Water fountain


* Appeared on the reality TV special At The Water Fountain With The Stars: Season 7 Reunion


$2/minute

Call for location
Mr. Torkelson  555-0081

For rent

Freezer space

I've got a small space in the back corner of my freezer available if you need to keep something frozen for a while.

* Freezer is in close proximity to wobbly light fixture 3
* Six frozen chicken fingers also available (inquire within)


Rental price: $6/half hour
Greg  555-2201

For rent

I've got a phone line available for rent.

Unlimited local calls, but you have to use my phone. It's green and in my bedroom. Any ladies calling in the next 15 minutes will receive two free hugs - one from me and one from my friend, Tony.

You'll also have access to my personal address book, which includes phone numbers for:

* The video store down the street
* Tony's cell number
* The gas station around the corner that sells breakfast burritos sometimes
* Tony's mother's house phone


$8/hour or ask about our pay-by-call plan
Harold  555-2007

For rent

1 green crayon

* Used in the creation of the spring, 2013 refrigerator note Back at 6, Love Linda


$4/half hour
Garrett & Linda  555-4309

For rent

Plastic cup


$6/hour
Joe  555-4228


** All-you-can-drink hose water coupon free with rental agreement **

For rent

Refrigerator space

I've got a small corner in the back of my refrigerator available if you need to store some food and/or drink.


* Refrigerator is in close proximity to ceiling leak 3
* For a limited time, 1/2 head of lettuce available with rental agreement


Greg  555-2201

For rent

Halibut bone

* Hundreds of uses
* Contains some halibut


$10/hour
Randy  555-3551

For rent

Robe

* White w/five medium-sized hot sauce stains
* Used by Lyle Polk for his "I Have A Bean" speech (March, 2011)


$9/hour
Dorothy Polk  555-3449

For rent

Home for rent



1/16 BR
3 BATH
0 DOORS

* Used in the filming of the reality TV spinoff series Are You STILL Smellier Than A 3rd Grader?
* Close proximity to sand road 5


$118/month
Sandy & Diane 555-8781